BLONDES AND HOME DEPOT

I have made a discovery. If you are blonde and can never find a person to help you in Home Depot..then you need to know. There are hidden cameras in the parking lot. If a blonde arrives, they call a code " Alice in Wonderland" over the PA sytem and all the SALES PEOPLE HIDE. The other day, I saw one belly crawl under the counter as I was entering the store.